PugJesus@lemmy.worldM to A Comm for Historymemes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agoFuck Buchananlemmy.worldexternal-linkmessage-square28fedilinkarrow-up1181arrow-down14
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minus-squarePugJesus@lemmy.worldOPMlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·1 month agoHello Emperor Tiberius. spoiler doesn’t want the job of Emperor-heir Emperor Augustus says fine, fuck you, I won’t give you the job happy for a few years Augustus comes back, says “Everyone else died, I need you to take the job” plead not to get the job Augustus forces you to divorce your wife who you love and take the job anyway become Emperor when Augustus dies immediately plead for the Senate to take up its ancient prerogatives and rule Senate refuses because they’ve all been replaced with lazy bootlicking bastards by Augustus before you came into power spend a few years being a miserable and sad bastard but doing your job competently finally get sick of it and retire to an island with near-zero communication with the outside world, because fuck everyone else word gets to you that the guy you left in charge is just slaughtering people in preparation for a coup go back to Rome reluctantly execute a bunch of the stupid bastards who let it happen die miserable, just as you lived
minus-squareSemi-Hemi-Lemmygod@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month ago execute a bunch of the stupid bastards who let it happen die miserable, just as you lived Yeah that sounds like the end of my term of office.
Hello Emperor Tiberius.
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Yeah that sounds like the end of my term of office.