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PugJesus@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago

Sharks are too dumb to be malicious. Dolphins, on the other hand...

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Sharks are too dumb to be malicious. Dolphins, on the other hand...

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PugJesus@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago
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  • Tja@programming.dev
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    But they’re not whales…

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      Yes, they are. Dolphins are a type of whale (And orcas are a type of dolphin).

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        Well, that’s cheating!

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          Shut up simian. Eat a banana or something.

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            Yeah, vegetables are healthy.

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              Sure they are now continue eating the bananas, you definitely can’t get radiation poisoning from them.

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                relevant XKCD

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                  There is always a relevant XKCD.

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                    Is there a relevant XKCD about how there’s always a relevant XKCD?

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      They are. But are jackdaws crows?

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        Is a hot dog a sandwich?

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          I would say yes.

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            You’d be wrong, it’s a taco

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              Disagree unless it’s eaten with a tortilla rather than bread. The materials used matters, not just the shape.

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                Is a taco not a sandwich?

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                  Yes, but for something to qualify as a taco it needs to use a tortilla.

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                    What about those hard brittle shells?

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        Technically, no. However, they are corvids.

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