BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago

I had a neighbour who embalmed his own wife.

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I had a neighbour who embalmed his own wife.

BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago

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I do a band count before I start peeing into the toilet….

“A-one, a-two, a-one-two-three-four!” peeeeeeeeeeeee

I then usually start singing a tv show theme song like Happy Days as I keep the flow going. Disturbed yet?

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