• AreaKode@lemmy.world
    3·
    2 months ago

    I live in Kansas City. The closest ocean is 750 miles away. I want to punch every single driver I see with salt life on their car…

    • HeyJoe@lemmy.world
      3·
      2 months ago

      For the longest time I thought it said slut life. I laughed very hard when I found out the truth. I still call it that when I see one. And yeah, I hate them as well.

      • mesa@piefed.socialEnglish
        1·
        2 months ago

        Sounds like a shirt idea lol. Kinda like “south butt” being a parody of north face.

        • PancakesCantKillMe@lemmy.world
          1·
          2 months ago

          I still own my South Butt coat! It’s somewhat tattered now and thus not worn, but I loved the raised eyebrows when people read the logo and it didn’t say what they thought it would.

    • ayyy@sh.itjust.works
      2·
      2 months ago

      As someone who lives on the coast I never see that. I assumed it was a desert thing, like Nevada or whatever lol.

      • BigPotato@lemmy.world
        1·
        2 months ago

        Salt, as in ‘salt water,’ life.

        But lizards do have salt flats and the shirts spread faster than the knowledge of what the fuck a salt life is so…

        It’s just a sticker for your F250.

    • TheWordBotcher@lemmy.world
      1·
      2 months ago

      I lived in the southeast near the coast and these stickers were everywhere. Now I live in the PNW and they’re nowhere to be seen. And yet, Confederate flags are semi regular and I fear I will never escape the sound of mainstream country music…