Maybe it can barely run a web browser because it’s working so hard spying on you?
… And make Ottawa pay for it? #TrumpNorth
Day-soup! Ah-ah-ah!
Firstly, check your attitude, dick. Secondly, I’m a cyclist.
Remember when banks were allowed to weaken regulation and move towards self-assessing risk and capital adequacy levels?
Fucking xenos and heretics everywhere.
As far as I can tell? No, but I just did a search of the onimbus for some keywords. The mental image feels very Adamsish though, doesn’t it? I may have unconsciously plagiarized it from somewhere. Props to you if you can find the source. Maybe it’s a Pratchettian quote? Or Giamanic?
When given a robot voice, all it learned how to do was scream endlessly.
Too intact. I get a more “The Last of Us” vibe.
Don’t catch you slippin’ now
Oh my god. I can’t get the song out of my head now! Sweet Jesus what have you done to me?!
Seagulls seagulls everywhere.
Leaving presents in my hair.
It gives my scalp a glossy feel.
Who needs shampoo when you can have…
REAL?
🫰🫰🫰🫰🫰
As a cat, his parents may in fact be dead. Or not. Who knows. They don’t keep in touch.