i’m impressed “breaking bad” is separate from vegas, have you been memorizing the map?
Whoa whoa whoa… Swamp racists… Ffs I live in mountain racist territory!
Mixed up LA and SF, desert racists shoulx include breaking bad, and swamp racists kind of starts farther west, but yes,
Yeah that whole desert racists/breaking bad/vegas section is more of a venn diagram.
Really is. Though imo nevada (more like fo:nv than just v) is kind of its own thing. More baroque crazy mobbed up gambling&sovcit nonsense.
“Desert Racists”
“Swamp Racists”ROTFLMAO 🤣🤣🤣
Bloody accurate, you are.
There’s also mountain racists and wood racists.
It’s like varieties of horrible elves.
As a lifelong southerner, I can attest to a veritable cornucopia of racists. There are:
Swamp racists, marsh racists, bayou racists (all are different), mountain racists, valley racists, low country racists, beach racists, ocean racists (totally different species, unrelated, with overlapping territory), woods racists, forest racists, and countless other unknown and tiny micro communities of different racists.
Oh, I forgot the largest and most widespread: NASCAR racists!
But you repeat yourself…
You forgot river racists and ghetto racists.
You forgor skibidi Ohio
i though it wad skibidi rizz ohio
I think that both low key kinda work but skibidi Ohio is kind more aura. Also, skibidi Ohio rizz would be more common (and more correct?) then skibidi rizz Ohio
Apart from the LA/SF mixup and NY a bit off, this is a good representation of the US.
I fucking wish. Way too many people up north.
You missed England 2.0
Putting any iteration of England on a map goes against my personal principles.
What if it was as the name of a large dump next to Ireland tho
No no, that’s New Zealand. Come on now.
You forgot Chicago, known for its awesome food, murder rate, and corrupt police.
Nobody knows where that is
Middleish
It’s in Ohio, pretty sure
By the lake
And a wizard detective
With a hat and a gun
Ok now do Canada
This makes sense
Well the edge of West Coast should be lower and east cost higher
Ambarino, Lemoyne, New Austin, New Hannover, West Elizabeth
Don’t forget New New York, Old New York, New England, Old England, Old New England and New New England.
It’s a long way to Tahiti
New England is distinctly different from Nomansland.
It’s called New England like the old one was worth reproducing and for that reason I’m sceptical.
Yeah, seriously. At least call us, “Revolutionary War Reenactors,” or, “Cold NYC.” I’d even take, “Southern Quebec.” But lumping us in with Montana and the Dakotas? That’s some bullshit.
Same for the PNW, but I don’t mind keeping a low profile.
I would have labeled you guys, “Frasier.”
Nailed it. No notes.
Flip the two in cali and then you’re good to go, end of notes
As a non-American the LA/SF thing doesn’t bother me and seems pretty ignorable in the big picture.
I wanted to point out that you left out Washington DC… But then I noticed that it was covered under “swamp racists”
I can’t figure out if I live in Breaking Bad, Vegas, or San Francisco.