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PugJesus@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago

Sharks are too dumb to be malicious. Dolphins, on the other hand...

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Sharks are too dumb to be malicious. Dolphins, on the other hand...

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PugJesus@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago
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    2 months ago

    There’s a reason they’re called killer whales!

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      But they’re not whales…

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        Yes, they are. Dolphins are a type of whale (And orcas are a type of dolphin).

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          Well, that’s cheating!

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            Shut up simian. Eat a banana or something.

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              Yeah, vegetables are healthy.

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                Sure they are now continue eating the bananas, you definitely can’t get radiation poisoning from them.

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                  relevant XKCD

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                    There is always a relevant XKCD.

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        They are. But are jackdaws crows?

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          Technically, no. However, they are corvids.

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          Is a hot dog a sandwich?

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            I would say yes.

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              You’d be wrong, it’s a taco

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                Disagree unless it’s eaten with a tortilla rather than bread. The materials used matters, not just the shape.

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                  Is a taco not a sandwich?

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                    Yes, but for something to qualify as a taco it needs to use a tortilla.

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      It’s a bit of a misnomer.

      Orcas, despite being dolphins, are commonly called ‘killer whales’ due to a mistranslation of the Spanish phrase ‘asesino de ballenas’ which means ‘whale killer.’ This name comes from ancient sailors observing them hunt larger whales.

      A more technically accurate translation would’ve been whale killers.

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        Dolphins are a kind of whale, so the name works either way.

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