• Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works
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    As an alpha male, I can only cum when I look at another alpha male straight in the eyes while holding an alpha male’s cock in each of my hand. We call it T-blast, you need to do it at least twice a week to keep your level high.

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    This is why they should be drinking their own cum, it’s a huge testosterone boost

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    So with this logic, real men make sure to suck and fuck as many dicks per day as possible. Gottit

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      It’s just about the only legal, non-prescription way to really get your testosterone through the roof.

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      That was kind of what I got out of this. Are there straight guys out there who really don’t like eating pussy?

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        A buddy of mine. Just refuses to. Never elaborated, I didn’t ask. Probably part of why his marriage didn’t last.

        By that logic, my deep love for the act should ensure mine will last forever.

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        It used to be a racial thing, like only white guys would do it. Probably has to do with the hyperactive degree of masculinity signalling in black and hispanic cultures, at least back in the gangsta rap era. Now we’re in the age of white Republican masculinity signalling, so I guess it’s their thing now.

        I will say from back in the days of yore when a girl would let me anywhere near her it did strike me as a bit gross, but I did enjoy seeing her enjoy it. I think the fact that it’s a bit gross and she enjoys it means it’s kind of subservient, so you can’t be an alpha male if you do it. Says a lot about how so much of this sort of fundamentalist masculinity culture is pretending about what men want rather than being about what men really want.

        That’s a much bigger topic though.

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          It was a major plot point on one of the seasons of The Sopranos. Junior ordered a hit on Tony Soprano after Tony found out that Junior ate pussy and teased him for it.

          Of all the notions that exist around hypermasculinity, this one is the weirdest.

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          There’s also that these men hate women who enjoy sex, “giving head” is considered to be only enjoyable to one party by some, and thus bad if the woman enjoys it. Some of them even describe asexuality as what normal should be for woman, but still do it for men.

          Weirdly enough some more “hypersexual” women don’t necessarily want it, and instead weirdly obsessed with “mutual pleasure”.

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    So gay men are the most masculine men out there is what I am picking up from this (☞゚ヮ゚)☞

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    I joked around 10 years ago that the ultimate Leftie Psy-op would be convincing chuds that straight sex makes you gay.

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    Real hetero cis men only have sex with other real hetero cis men, preferably more than one at a time, to avoid lowering their male-ness. That’s the only way to keep our society alive, obviously.

    Pfffrt. These jokers are such idiots.

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    I dunno, I feel pretty manly when I make a woman cum.

    So by extension, listening to women and being attentive is also manly.

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        When you let a woman talk, and you listen attentively to her, she is verbally topping you, making you a sissigaeboi. It’s very manly and secure to shout over women whenever they speak to force their word-penises out of your ears (the buttholes of the brain). Don’t get earcucked, fellas.

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        Ohhhhh, I see it now.

        Here I was thinking all these other commentators were crazy. Thanks for the heads up.

        Guess I’m gay. 🤷‍♂️

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          Guess I’m gay. 🤷‍♂️

          Being so direct and manly about this and acknowledging your gayness actually makes you an alpha cis male again