my favorite playful insult is “I just KNOW you got beef with your phones speech-to-text”, I live in Florida so it’s pretty common to talk to people with southern accents and they ALL get misunderstood when trying to send a text while driving or something and it’s hilarious
My brother in law has a really southern accent from his dad and both me and my sister got the autistic trait of “adopt speaking patterns from people around you subconsciously” so we both sound like we’re making fun of him by accident sometimes without realizing 😭😭
he caught a beer can with a fishing pole once. That was cool
Exotic coloration and a big one to! Definitely a keeper
Ham & Eggs - “Hey my niggas”
Someones about to get smacked for ordering breakfast
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what phonetic writing system is this? it’s definitely not IPA, but it kinda resembles it?
American IPA.
I’d rather have a Czech pilsner, thanks
Reminds me of the old “derbakerta panda wibcheengs” meme
You could definitely turn this into a game, giving english speaking participants the phonetic sentence to translate would be funny.
Mad Gab/Incohearent are essentially this. They’re fun little party games
…coffee with lemon? 🤨🤔
First thing I thought, too. For tea, yes, but for coffee? Madness!
A few drops of lemon juice helps cut the bitterness. Just be careful about adding milk or cream!
Nice try, Jar Jar, but your Sith tactics won’t work here.
Neffinal Jabra would be a good stage name for a standup comedian.
Fancy some neggz?
No but I’d like some seggz pls
hæma neggz, please
Careful with that hard zee.
pleez*
American English was a mistake!
I like to troll Americans occasionally by calling American English ‘English (simplified)’.
English (Reformed)
Everything after old English was a mistake smh
Āweorp nīewe Ænglisċ and sprec eald Ænglisċ!
inbringing frankish was a misnimming, we need to start using Anglish.
https://anglish.org/wiki/AnglishThat’s easy for you to say.
gesundheit!
SPRICH
America
n Englishwas a mistake! *
This is good
