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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago

Fumble of the century

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Fumble of the century

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago
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  • Skullgrid@lemmy.world
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    If you love her let her go…

    She ends up with a piece of shit that cheated on her and stole from her before knocking her up

    I let her go for this?

    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world
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      Fun fact that’s completely unrelated:

      Did you know that when a new lion takes over a pride it kills all the cubs so the females go into heat?

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        Does that work for humans? Just out of curiosity.

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          I know that when children are removed by the state for safety concerns, it is very common to become pregnant again within a year.

          It’s also a trope that people get horny at funerals.

          So quite possibly it would.

          • potoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.world
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            It’s also a trope that people get horny at funerals.

            I hate the wait in line to finally get at the body.

            • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world
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              My grandma had about four hundred people at her funeral and I got to go last.

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        • baines@lemmy.cafe
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          historically yes

        • Bane_Killgrind@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          It might you should try

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        • Bennyboybumberchums@lemmy.worldBanned from community
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          You can just picture the conversation down the pub… “Yeah, she said she had a headache. So I murdered her son, and she couldnt get on my cock fast enough… Women, am I right?” lol

        • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world
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          It couldn’t hurt to try.

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      • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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        Did I fuck up by not murdering my stepsons when I had the chance?

        • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.world
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          Average Crusader Kings discussion post

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          If you have to ask the question I think you know the answer.

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